I can feel the contempt radiating off of this post
Otsego89
Some old ass vampire ordered this the OG way.
-Ein
Lactose and topping intolerant
pastel_cats
None pizza with left beef vibes
Scarethefish
That’ll be $20. . .fuckass.
RCJHGBR9989
Add it to the menu and call it “fuck ass pizza”
kryonik
It’s literally how pizza started, tomato sauce on bread with maybe some Parmesan or pecorino.
brielovinggirl
pizza rosso is a legit form of pizza
Ok-Fisherman-7514
Ngl I’d still eat that
Mayion
It’s not like I agree with them but seriously that’s the best you could do? A freezer section looking dough with burnt sauce is your fault. Bake the pizza properly and put on the sauce toward the end to maintain the freshness of the tomatoes, but this is straight up trash.
LegDayLass
r/pizzacrimes
RlyRlyBigMan
This makes me want to send a pizza note : “Can you make it look shotty so I can post it on Reddit for karma?”
The pizza will probably still taste fine but that karma will be forever.
butteredkernels
Friend of mine is deathly allergic to dairy and orders either this (sauce and crust) or adds pepperoni if he’s feeling wild. It may be fuckass, but it’s for a reason.
sjam155
This is what I picture someone in another room shouting “PIZZA!!” angrily to someone on the other side of the house looks like, with a bunch of garbled white noise/static in the background
kenzie42109
Op, how fucking hard is it not to burn some sauce? Like yall fucked up the most basic pizza ive ever seen 😭
Crocs_And_Stone
Ayyy the “I want a refund” special
Ok_Distance_far
Basically bread sticks with sauce on. Quit being bitch ass’s
hockeyrabbit
I order all of my pizzas like this. No cheese, just sauce and pepperoni. My roommate dubbed it the “flesh pizza” for presumably self-explanatory reasons.
hahagato
Reminds me of when I was a lot younger and dating a vegan guy and he was like I have to take you to this place that makes the BEST vegan pizza ever! And they bring it out and it’s just bread and tomato sauce and I’m like “…I don’t know what I expected…” I will say, the sauce was quite robust and well cooked. But I’m not a tomato sauce type of person so I didn’t really care for it.
CreepyCaro68
My son used to love pizza with just sauce lol
Visual-Floor-7839
My mother can’t have dairy. Late in her life her body has changed and dairy will cause her brain to go extra wacky and she’ll lose balance and it will cascade into various other things.
The hardest thing for her to give up was pizza. She tried cheese substitutes and alternatives. But they just weren’t good. The last couple times she just got a pizza with no cheese, mushrooms olives and pepperoni. And it was allllllmost good enough to scratch that itch.
But the last 2 times she ordered pizza like that it was someone like you who made it. And she finally just accepted that she has to forget about that delicious comfort food.
That’s what you’re doing to the person who ordered. You’re sending the message to them that pizza is no longer for them.
GobiPLX
What wrong with this dough? It looks more like a dry waffle or matzah than pizza dough
Dantes-Monkey
I love the title. Fuck ass crunchy!
mynamesnotsnuffy
I bet it was either a kid, someone whos very high, or an enterprising person who has all the toppings and cheese they want at home, and will re-bake it to melt all those toppings together.
Environmental-Ad8945
$19 for ts gotta be a crime
Nate0110
We ordered a gluten free pizza from some place once, it was literally a tortilla with toppings on it and it cost 20 bucks
HammelGammel
Pizza marinara is a thing, you guys. If done well, it can be great. This is just terrible, lazy execution.
Horror-Cow8404
> Cheese > No Cheese
Many such cases
ohshit-cookies
I wonder if it’s an uber glitch. I used to work at Starbucks and sometimes we would get a bizarre order like this. A latte with no milk. A white mocha with no white mocha. If we called the customer they were surprised by that. I would bet that’s the case here.
Alsweets0609
Is this just a breadstick pizza?
Mostly_Apples
This pizza was going to be very fucked even with cheese. You can’t cover all your pizza sins in cheese and call it a day. That crust looks like a dirty paper plate.
EnvironmentalSoft401
I feel bad for whoever ordered this. Obviously can’t have or don’t like dairy and whoever made this sucks. Time to start making fried dough with marinara at home instead (it tastes better anyway)
Yamurkle
Google pizza marinara. Tomato sauce and base only is a thing in Naples
randyrandysonrandyso
im sure the “fuckass” customer is gonna appreciate a map of young earth for a pizza
Wide_Eggplant_1948
Pizza marinara is a thing. And when working with less ingredients, it really needs to be done right. There is no excuse for how that pizza crust looks. It looks like a low-quality frozen pizza that got freezer burn.
I’m lactose intolerant, but not terribly. I also know there are ethical issues with dairy. Sometimes I’ll get pizza with cheese and sometimes I won’t. Judging someone for that ain’t right.
Mister_angel1
This is a normal pizza in Good Pizza Great Pizza
ItsJustAnotherVoice
So I cheese pizza, hold the cheese.
TheJWal420
Theres zero chance I wouldn’t send it back.
Jazzybbiguess
I actually eat cheeseless pizza, I don’t eat cheese it makes me sick, so I’ll get a pizza with green peppers, bacon, pepperoni, spinach, sometimes Italian sausage, and always extra sauce.
It’s a glorified breadstick with toppings, it’s so fucking good
Just because you’ve never tried it and it seems odd, doesn’t mean it’s bad.
Kojiro12
Why is a medium cheese pizza $17?
IntoTheMystic05
Infinitblakhand
It’s just a tomato pie, what’s the big deal?
MatchaDoAboutNothing
They’re probably allergic to dairy or vegan.
If you ever get a good one, marinara baked onto a good pizza crust is actually Hella good. This looks like it tastes like disappointment though.
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Italy has declared war on your job
I can feel the contempt radiating off of this post
Some old ass vampire ordered this the OG way.
Lactose and topping intolerant
None pizza with left beef vibes
That’ll be $20. . .fuckass.
Add it to the menu and call it “fuck ass pizza”
It’s literally how pizza started, tomato sauce on bread with maybe some Parmesan or pecorino.
pizza rosso is a legit form of pizza
Ngl I’d still eat that
It’s not like I agree with them but seriously that’s the best you could do? A freezer section looking dough with burnt sauce is your fault. Bake the pizza properly and put on the sauce toward the end to maintain the freshness of the tomatoes, but this is straight up trash.
r/pizzacrimes
This makes me want to send a pizza note : “Can you make it look shotty so I can post it on Reddit for karma?”
The pizza will probably still taste fine but that karma will be forever.
Friend of mine is deathly allergic to dairy and orders either this (sauce and crust) or adds pepperoni if he’s feeling wild. It may be fuckass, but it’s for a reason.
This is what I picture someone in another room shouting “PIZZA!!” angrily to someone on the other side of the house looks like, with a bunch of garbled white noise/static in the background
Op, how fucking hard is it not to burn some sauce? Like yall fucked up the most basic pizza ive ever seen 😭
Ayyy the “I want a refund” special
Basically bread sticks with sauce on. Quit being bitch ass’s
I order all of my pizzas like this. No cheese, just sauce and pepperoni. My roommate dubbed it the “flesh pizza” for presumably self-explanatory reasons.
Reminds me of when I was a lot younger and dating a vegan guy and he was like I have to take you to this place that makes the BEST vegan pizza ever! And they bring it out and it’s just bread and tomato sauce and I’m like “…I don’t know what I expected…” I will say, the sauce was quite robust and well cooked. But I’m not a tomato sauce type of person so I didn’t really care for it.
My son used to love pizza with just sauce lol
My mother can’t have dairy. Late in her life her body has changed and dairy will cause her brain to go extra wacky and she’ll lose balance and it will cascade into various other things.
The hardest thing for her to give up was pizza. She tried cheese substitutes and alternatives. But they just weren’t good. The last couple times she just got a pizza with no cheese, mushrooms olives and pepperoni. And it was allllllmost good enough to scratch that itch.
But the last 2 times she ordered pizza like that it was someone like you who made it. And she finally just accepted that she has to forget about that delicious comfort food.
That’s what you’re doing to the person who ordered. You’re sending the message to them that pizza is no longer for them.
What wrong with this dough? It looks more like a dry waffle or matzah than pizza dough
I love the title.
Fuck ass crunchy!
I bet it was either a kid, someone whos very high, or an enterprising person who has all the toppings and cheese they want at home, and will re-bake it to melt all those toppings together.
$19 for ts gotta be a crime
We ordered a gluten free pizza from some place once, it was literally a tortilla with toppings on it and it cost 20 bucks
Pizza marinara is a thing, you guys. If done well, it can be great. This is just terrible, lazy execution.
> Cheese
> No Cheese
Many such cases
I wonder if it’s an uber glitch. I used to work at Starbucks and sometimes we would get a bizarre order like this. A latte with no milk. A white mocha with no white mocha. If we called the customer they were surprised by that. I would bet that’s the case here.
Is this just a breadstick pizza?
This pizza was going to be very fucked even with cheese. You can’t cover all your pizza sins in cheese and call it a day. That crust looks like a dirty paper plate.
I feel bad for whoever ordered this. Obviously can’t have or don’t like dairy and whoever made this sucks. Time to start making fried dough with marinara at home instead (it tastes better anyway)
Google pizza marinara. Tomato sauce and base only is a thing in Naples
im sure the “fuckass” customer is gonna appreciate a map of young earth for a pizza
Pizza marinara is a thing. And when working with less ingredients, it really needs to be done right. There is no excuse for how that pizza crust looks. It looks like a low-quality frozen pizza that got freezer burn.
I’m lactose intolerant, but not terribly. I also know there are ethical issues with dairy. Sometimes I’ll get pizza with cheese and sometimes I won’t. Judging someone for that ain’t right.
This is a normal pizza in Good Pizza Great Pizza
So I cheese pizza, hold the cheese.
Theres zero chance I wouldn’t send it back.
I actually eat cheeseless pizza, I don’t eat cheese it makes me sick, so I’ll get a pizza with green peppers, bacon, pepperoni, spinach, sometimes Italian sausage, and always extra sauce.
It’s a glorified breadstick with toppings, it’s so fucking good
Just because you’ve never tried it and it seems odd, doesn’t mean it’s bad.
Why is a medium cheese pizza $17?
It’s just a tomato pie, what’s the big deal?
They’re probably allergic to dairy or vegan.
If you ever get a good one, marinara baked onto a good pizza crust is actually Hella good. This looks like it tastes like disappointment though.
That’s the smallest medium pizza I’ve ever seen
Did you cook it wrong out of spite?
Could have made it like [this. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/s/IQQCjLhQpT)
Fuckass.